Where Is The Love?

Not since Johnny's love of Johnny Depp & Cher was revealed (HUH?), since Kurt's love of football players & himself was confessed, not since Phil's infatuation with JFK has their been a love so undeniable, so utterly obvious, so gut wrenchingly disgusting... Pierre loves Sidney! Like only a Frenchman can do, a love so preposterous that the world stands up & takes notice. Since Pierre Twittered Sidney's Facebook, they've been inseparable. For Sidney, Pierre has been the voice in the darkness saying 'you can do it', that warmth in the night that calms Sidney's fears of all things Red (washington, carolina & now the Red Wings), the reassuror of an over inflated ego. Now is the time that their love will be tested, will Sidney be able to go on without the poetic commentary of Pierre McGuire these next two games that are covered by versus, chances are Pierre won't even get to see the games on TV because really, who has versus? Only if the Penguins can make it till game 5 will this storybook romance be rekindled... Stay tuned.

Go Wings